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NEW ENGLISH WORDS...
Contemplate - not enough pinggan.
"Dong, ang dami ng bisita! paano sila kakain sabay-sabay, eh ko-contemplate natin?"
Punctuation - pera para maka enrol
"ibebenta na namin un kalabaw namin, kasi wala na ako punctuation"
Ice Buko - Is my hair ok?
"Ice buko? linagyan ko ng gel yan!".
Tenacious - footwear for tennis
"wow, adidas! are those basketball shoes or Tenacious?"
Calculator - tawagan kita mamaya
"Bro i need to hang up now, I will calculator"
Devastation - sakayan ng bus (where u ride the bus)
"Where can i get a ride to Orchard?"
"Go to Bukit Batok MRT, there you can see Devastation, bus 77"
Demote -ang bibig
"u see the bone in demote of that dog?"
Statue - Ikaw ba yan?
"My gosh! Statue?"
Predicate - pakawalan mo ang pusa (let the cat go)
"poor kittie, locked in the cage.. please predicate!"
Aspect - pantusok o pandurog ng yelo
"we got a big ice block here! somebody get me an aspect!"
Deduct - ang pato
"you want some chicken rice?"
"no, I want deduct"
Defeat - ang paa (ng pato?)
"i love defeat of deduct! tastes good!"
Detail - ang buntot (ng pato?)
"for me, detail of deduct tastes better.."
Deposit - gripo
"Mom, Deposit is leaking!"
Diploma - taga-ayos ng gripo
"Then you should call Diploma! Oh wait, the Mario Brothers are here!"
City - bago mag utso. The number that follows 6.
"Cuatro, Cinco, Saiz, City, Utsu, Nuwibi..."
Cattle - doon nakatira ang Hali at Leyna
"Repunzel, stuck in the Cattle..."
Persuading - unang kasal
"U gotta love the bride's dress on their persuading.."
Depress - ang nagkasal sa persuading
"Quick, call depress! so we can start the persuading!"
Delivery - walang bayad ( Kapag nag punta kayo ng friend mo sa Restaurant at siya ang nag bayad DELIVERY.)
"wow, sagot daw ni kitte! Eh Delivery tayo lahat!"
Profit- patunayan mo
"you have no witness! You cannot Profit!"
Beehive - magpakatino ka.
"Children! Please beehive!"
CD ROM - tingnan mo ang kwarto
"Did you CD ROM?"
Debug - ang ipis
"Get me that baygon! there's Debug!!!"
July - Nagsinungaling ka ba?
"July? coz your nose is getting longer"
